The MBL

I don't want to know how you've become so intimately familiar with Death's body hair. More importantly, you're pointing him with a sharp stick and I'm looking forward to the fallout that will ensue.

There is a study out that says that Armenians, both men and women, have the highest rate of back hair per capita of any species. I'm only quoting the facts here. I did buy stock in hair wax companies after I heard that. Best investment I ever made.

How does one get permission to post? And if anyone was to be given permission, how did you choose that clown?

Does anyone read their e-mails???? I sent everyone an invitation. Even HighHeat and Abs could figure it out, I expected more from you.

Clown? Your kung fu is weak.

Oh I see the email now. I started to just ignore your emails because I got tired of hearing you whine about how unfair it is that I'm dominating the league. My bad. I've officially accepted your invitation. Now I just need to learn how to photoshop.