Yaz4Ever (Mike) and his lovely bride.
A church sign near Camden Yards.
HighHeat likes him some crab.
Stiffy, Stiffysboss, and Jneen
No, this picture wasn't taken from the "Hot Chicks with douchebags" website (a real website), this is our very own Jamie (VA Express) and his better half.
Abs, wish you were there brother. That would've been the icing on the cake. Still a great time and it was nice to have roughly 1/3 of the league on hand.
Hello?
Is there anybody in there?
Just nod if you can hear me.
Is there anyone at home?
Come on, Come on, Come on, now,
I hear you're feeling down.
I can ease your pain
Get you on your feet again.
Relax.
I'll need some information first.
Just the basic facts.
Can you show me where it hurts?
Someone post something. I hate clicking on this link and not seeing anything new.
There are currently 18 offensive players in the MBL with 100 or more points earned to date this season. They are:
- Lance Berkman (Rhody Coyotes)
- Chase Utley (Coerced)
- Nate McLouth (The Stiffs) - no kidding, he's number 3
- Chipper Jones (Abs Blasters)
- Rafael Furcal (The Stiffs)
- Derrek Lee (HighHeat)
- Conor Jackson (GHoff's Bitches)
- Josh Hamilton (Chesapeake Monarchs)
- Xavier Nady (Coerced)
- Miguel Tejada (Softened Stools)
- Kevin Youkilis (VA Express, for now)
- Albert Pujols (Ducky Boys)
- Hanley Ramirez (Geese)
- Pat Burrell (Bobnoxious)
- Casey Kotchman (dbarnetth)
- Ryan Church (86's Pikers)
- Carlos Lee (GHoff's Bitches)
- Carlos Quentin (Rhody Coyotes)
There are also 17 pitchers at 75 points or higher:
- Edinson Volquez (Southie Shuffle)
- Cliff Lee (HighHeat)
- Jake Peavy (dbarnetth)
- Ervin Santana (BigMikes Boyz)
- Carlos Zambrano (GHoff's Bitches)
- Tim Lincecum (Death's Team)
- Roy Halladay (GHoff's Bitches)
- Zach Grienke (Bobnoxious)
- Shaun Marcum (GHoff's Bitches)
- Aaron Harang (VA Express, for now)
- Johan Santana (Abs Blasters)
- Felix Hernandez (BigMikes Boyz)
- Adam Wainwright (Coerced)
- Brandon Webb (BigMikes Boyz)
- Chien-Ming Wang (Southie Shuffle)
- Javier Vazquez (Bobnoxioux)
- Vicente Padilla (Softened Stools)
Looking over this list, only one team is missing - LTNameDroppers. Steve is the only guy without at least one player represented above. GHoff, on the other hand, proves to be a pain in the ass by having such a well-rounded team. VA Express will join LT this weekend as he's now traded away his only two top performers (sorry, Jamie, Aubrey Huff isn't on this list).
Some surprising names, imho, include McLouth, Nady, Kotchman, Church, Ervin Santana (couldn't win a road game to save his life for two years), Greinke, Marcum, Wainwright, Vazquez, and Padilla. Of course, it's still early, so guys like Manny and Papi have time to crack the top scorers list.
Who do you expect to drop off from this point forward and who do you expect to see move up to join these guys? Post away!
As we all know, Bobnoxious is away on family business and he's left his son in charge of his team in his absence. We all see the standings and know that he made a bad decision. I wanted to see how far y'all thought he would drop in the standings under the brilliant managing of our esteemed commissioner. I'm going to say that very soon, Bobnoxious, will join his son in the land of fantasy suckitude due to some poor trades and unfortunate DFAs. In other words, how badly does Bud suck at running a team?
He needs help from somewhere. Maybe some divine intervention will help him out. May God strike Hinske, Eckstein and Patterson dead so he can't pick up players who are above replacement level. How exactly can you be behind teams with players on the DL as starters?